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10 Reasons your pole is better than a man

Posted by Mechie on April 29, 2011 at 11:26 pm

10 REASONS YOUR POLE IS BETTER THAN A MAN

1. you can choose your posistion

2. you always know where it is

3. its always willing to dance

4. it can spin you

5. its longer and bigger

6. its always availble

7. its ok if your girlfriend wraps her leg around i

8. it doesnt mind if you use anotther pole

9. you dont have to stroke it

10. its always hard!

phoenix kazree replied 13 years, 7 months ago 13 Members · 13 Replies
13 Replies

Layla Duvay

Member
April 30, 2011 at 8:51 am

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Too funny!!!https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif
senrysa

Member
April 30, 2011 at 9:39 am

just ten….lol those are too funny especially your pole is always ready to dance
JeHanne

Member
April 30, 2011 at 10:03 am

This is funny! https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_wink.gif
Veena

Administrator
April 30, 2011 at 11:19 am

Ahhhhh too funny!
Liani K

Member
April 30, 2011 at 12:23 pm

Oooh! Can we add on? I know it wouldn't be 10 reasons anymore but I have another one! The pole is a better listener 😉
nymphdancer

Member
April 30, 2011 at 2:09 pm

very cute!

Luckily I'm blessed and most of those don't apply to my man.
hookedonpole

Member
April 30, 2011 at 6:43 pm

Love it!!!!

I have one: Likes it that you don't wear your wedding ring

My hubby knows why I don't wear mine and makes fun of me 🙂
Mechie

Member
April 30, 2011 at 6:50 pm

Haha…I was just asking what do married poler do with their wedding/engagement ring the other day in the chat room!!

My bf bought me a bracelet for our anniversary a while ago…he would prefer if i wear it everyday 24-7…I'm going to weat a sweatband when I'm poling just to cover it =P
Stevesgirl

Member
May 1, 2011 at 2:27 am

That made my day! It was HILARIOUS!!!
stoneycook

Member
May 1, 2011 at 8:01 am

10 Reasons your pole is better than a woman.

Oh no, not going there with this crowd … 🙂
Riddleboxxy

Member
May 1, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Hahaha, brilliant.. stoneycook, that was hilarious xD
Jenn PoleLush

Member
May 1, 2011 at 10:24 pm

I am so putting that on my Facebook!! Thank you
phoenix kazree

Member
May 2, 2011 at 12:24 am

I love this. I tank top t-shirt with this on it. I haven't been brave enough to wear it anywhere except to class yet.