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My Fine Is….
So this is on FB and it has been kind of a fun little thing so I am sharing it here.
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. NOTE fines to be added once, not how many times you have done it.
Smoked weed — $10
…Did acid or pills — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Twitter etc — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Vandalized something — $20
Had sex on your parents' bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20
Been jumped — $10
Cross dressed — $10
Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know — $10
Hit on some one of the same sex — $15
Ever drank & drove — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before — $20
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on your significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
Done oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving — $25
Stole something — $10
Made a nasty home video or took pictures — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in public — $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex –$25
Stole something worth more than a hundred dollars– $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Been in love with two people or more at the same time– $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it — $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Pissed in the pool — $50
Played spin the bottle — $5
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with — $25
Had anal sex — $80
Lied to your friend– $5
Lied to your friend about the sex being good — $25
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109 Replies
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My fine is $690 before clarification.
Items I need clarified:
Jail: real or play?
"Streaking" vs walking around naked in public
Love: romantically or close friend?
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$385. Good thing we don’t have to tally the number of offenses.
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My fine is $520. 🙂
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All I have to say is:
Why should I pay a fine? These all seem like perfectly normal activities!!!
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$330
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Additions discussed: double, triple and on up play: If you have done more than one of the activities at the same time (having sex in a pool with a member of the same sex while others were watching as an example) you get to add those three together as a separate fine.
Close but no cigar fines: Going to a gay bar with your pastor / being propostitioned by a member of the same sex to walk through ta party at a church naked and then put on a show
You all get the idea….
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$135…apparently I need to be more adventuruous…
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Umm… surprisingly, I'm at $145. I didn't think I would make it past $100 for a bit there!
I agree with AerialGypsy… I CLEARLY need to be more adventurous.And also, I don't think having sex with your best friend is a bad thing 😉 Considering I have a few best friends, and one of them is now my boyfriend… 😛
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$590….but that's only because I drink a lot, so I get the drunk fines – almost all of them except waking up to someone whose name I did not know and well some dinking has led to some other antics….
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$335 🙂
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God, I'm embarssed to post. $665. I SWEAR I'M NOT A CRIMINAL D: I'm just very…"adventurous"!
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My boyfriend is at $695! lol!
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haha!!! 470 and I've never been drunk. https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_eek.gif
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If I had never been drunk I would have been at $490….
@Veena – that's hilarious – you've never been drunk! sounds like you don't need to be https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_wink.gif
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See, Charley, I think with you there should be a "knowingly" in front of some of them. Cuz I think you have to "knowingly" hit on someone of the same sex…. https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif
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