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Pole Farts
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Oooohhh I thought we meant strictly when poling. Yes it has happened after SEX (there! i said it super loud! haha leave it to me to say what no one else wants to say https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_tongue.gif ) fortuntately not with my new boyfriend yet thank god!!! But my old boyfriend liked certain positions (i wont go into gory details) that would have tendencies to force more air up there so i did have them…we would just look at each other and start cracking up it was soooo funny!
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I’m laughing so hard I don’t even know what to write!!! HEHEHEHEHE! https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_lol.gif https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_lol.gif
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I just wanted to say that I knew straight away who had posted this thread as soon as I read the title… who else but Sascha? https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif
And you are all laughing about this, but it is NOT funny when there is a club full of people and the stupid music skips and turns itself off, leaving no other noises but a ringing in your ears and a very unladylike sound. That is all I have to say about that.
And as for "tightness" (giggle) I don’t know whether it’s me exercising without realising it or pole dancing in general, but since I started dancing EVERY muscle in my body has become stronger.
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Ok…I hope I get a pass on this….
For the record, even though I have a bachelors in Psychology and am not a nurse, I’ve worked 25 years as a public health professional–the last 22 years inspecting nursing homes (all components of the inspectional tasks, from photographing garbage dumpsters, reviewing charts, investigating physical and financial abuse, to observing psychosocial therapy groups). I am also the Determination of Need screener for Supportive Living Facilities in Southern Cook County for Public Aid (now called Healthcare and Family Services)
So my interest in incontinence issues is purely professional..not prurient.
Incontinence tends to be one of the primary threshold issues in families making the decision to place an elderly relative into an institutional living setting (i.e., nursing home). In addition to the "cosmetic" issues of odor and appearance,etc…, incontinence can be the gateway to skin breakdown and the formation of pressure ulcers ("bedsores") in the perineal/coccyx area. So anything that a person can do to stave off this problem is quite beneficial from a medical standpoint also!
Believe it or not, but the technology of Kegel exercises now permits patients with difficult pelvic floor issues to connect a device to their PC via a USB connector. The device will measure pressure on different areas of the sensor to tell you if you are "squeezing" the right area and put a graph up in your spreadsheet program. These devices are VERY expensive and mostly limited to rehab professionals–but a few are available to consumers on line.
There is now a Kegel device that will "talk" to you via a Bluetooth wireless headphone. It’s called the "Peritron Precision Perineometer" and it runs about a thousand bucks. (No, really…I’m not kidding–google the name!)
Probably not a necessary item for the average person (unless you are the ultimate gadget freak, LOL!)–but a useful kind of device for individuals with more severe issues and a need to "train" and "learn" where the muscle groups are located…
Men can benefit from these exercises, too. I’ve learned from hundreds of sceening interviews that elderly men are rarely honest about low level incontinence issues (dribbling is how it usually starts), so denial is a factor. Guys won’t do the exercises because they don’t ever admit they have a problem.
Joel
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wow Joel https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_eek.gif I’ll take one of those! https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_smile.gif I am also a big fan of kegels right after childbirth, and anytime https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif
I am laughing my ass off at this thread! https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_lol.gif
I actually cannot believe I haven’t farted while poling, I fart and queef totally regularly……I’m sure as I do more inverts it will happen……. https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_lol.gif
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Ok, so if I’m getting everything I need to remember to keep my abs engaged, shoulders back, point my toes, and now squeeze and contract ladytown??? Phew, I’ve got a lot to learn yet.
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Yes Seminolgal… there’s a lot of stuff to remember when pole dancing and but it’s still a fun way to stay fit. What other sport allows you to let rip? https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif
By the way, I should have kept you guys posted on this, not that anyone really wants to know, but I had my first pole fart the other day! https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_flower.gif https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_salut.gif -
lol, Are we talking lady front bottom farts or traditional bottom? I have yet to experience any front bottom farts!
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so now i have to remember all that and than also learn how to stay on the pole?! If i get laughing way to hard https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_redface.gif , I fart! So I tried not to laugh as hard, my bf gets a kick out of it! https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif Veena where did you learn all of this!! https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_surprised.gif
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LOL I had my first lady front pole fart today. I remembered this thread and chuckled to myself. My husband asked me what I was laughing at. I said, "I just farted." https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_redface.gif
He was like "Ewwwww!!!!!!" LMAO!!!!! He was totally grossed out, it was hilarious! https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_lol.gif
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Oh god so funny. Hasn’t happened on the pole yet, but it has in plent of other comprimising positions – I mean situations – I mean, you know what I mean.
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haha great way to break the ice! Truth is, we are all human beings with thats right… bum holes that seep noxious gas! Especially while doing strenuous exercise… haha
I have it worse with Jumping jacks, I swear whenever my feet touch the floor you hear a sort of beeping from my ass. Horrible…. if only you could put a cork in it… but thats what the loud sound systems are for https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_tongue.gif
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Great topic. I haven’t done it yet. I feel kinda left out. I’ll let you know when finally experience this right of passage.
I have plenty of other farts though. My husband thinks I’m gross. He says "act like a lady". I just tell him "I never claimed to be a lady so get over it".
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