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Tell Me Something Funny
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Best puppet show ever!!
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Lenee Pooh that was too funny!
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OMG thank you for posting the Oatmeal website!!! 🙂
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I had a patient that was easy on the eyes that came to the ER & of course he had to go through triage first…lol Trying to explain he was sore in his private parts and not in a confidential setting at triage.
Anyways, it turned out that he had a fractured penis as a result of having sex with a girl. The girl was no where to be seen.
He was then admitted in our holding area because we didn't have any beds and at report time we all giggled when we came to talking about him.
Then of course we nurses have to assess him for pain swelling & to make sure he peed…because of a fractured penis.
This whole scenario is so funny that none of it is made up and it actually happened.
BONERhttps://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_wink.gif
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Ok wait a second!!! More on the fractured penis story!!! That is almost TOO much, but… Can a penis be fractured? I mean there’s no bone tissue in there, right? Or pardon my anatomical ignorance if I’m wrong, but I could have sworn there’s no bone, just a lot of nerves & muscle & other tissue & blood vessels & such… If this is correct, then can u “fracture” a part of ur body that has no bone? Like, can’t “fracture” a boob for sure…
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OMG @Tovah, I doubt u no more…
Of course I’m such a geek I couldn’t leave it alone & went Google-ing it… And boy did I come across some info on this indeed… Ok maybe less (or more?) funny, but if ur interested liek me, check it out — but be warned for there’s some KNARLEY graphic stuff out there, like here:http://male-health.org/penile-fracture-can-you-really-break-your-penis/
Yikes, ouchy… Ok kinda sad really… Or is it? esp when u read about the disproportionately high cases of these “fractures” documented as resulting from extra-marital affairs. Hmmm…
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@firebird , You made me laugh at your first and second response. The article you found is really good that I almost wanna share it on fb with my orthopedic friend that is a surgeon. LOL
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@firebird , You made me laugh at your first and second response. The article you found is really good that I almost wanna share it on fb with my orthopedic friend that is a surgeon. LOL
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I just spent the last 30 minutes learning about penises. Thanks, firebird. That was enlightening! https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_wink.gif
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"Yikes, ouchy… Ok kinda sad really… Or is it? esp when u read about the disproportionately high cases of these "fractures" documented as resulting from extra-marital affairs. Hmmm"
Do you reckon that's before or after their wives found out rofl this thread is really making me laugh https://www.studioveena.com/img/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif
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More than one way to break a man…lol No Mrs Bobbit needed.
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At work an RPN asks me to assess a pt.
She was a very vague historian and being all over the map and not making sense. I then direct her to sit down as I had checked for bruising from head to toes.
I then directed her to her chair to make her sit down and she stops dead in her aged steps and says "I have something to show you" . She was very insistent on having me turn her around and honestly didn't want to go around the whole thing again as she is confused with moment of clarity.
She directs us to this drawer and hands me this object. I asked her what it was doing there. Of course she couldn't answer me. mmm….thinking and saying it looks like a diaphragm but a little bigger. I have never seen this before but anyway she handed me her pessary.
I am concluding that the alleged fall was her hanging by the sink trying to pick this thing either out of the toilet rolled under the sink…and so forth . As one must know too that she was also constipated and might of pushed it out.
I washed my hands so much today. I sure hope she doesn't have any STD's .
Apparently, perhaps the Dr didn't push it in far enough.
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