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    Posted by poleclimber on January 27, 2012 at 7:53 pm

    Have you seen these videos on Youtube?  They are titled s**t that runners say, s**t that bikers say, s**t that people from LA say, etc. They are funny one liners that might be said by that group of people.  I've been thinking of funny ones for us "pole fitness" nuts..

    *I think I need more grip

    *I saw this move on Youtube…

    *Those booty shorts are sooo cute, I have GOT to get a pair

    *This pole is way too slippery to do anything today

    *This is NOT like what strippers do

    *Damn, I left my platform stillettos in my other dance bag

    *I really need to work on flow

    *I almost have my true splits, almost.

    Add any to this list for a chuckle!

    purrfectkitty replied 12 years, 9 months ago 29 Members · 48 Replies
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  • JadeMeadows

    Member
    January 27, 2012 at 8:32 pm

    Saw this on a T-shirt for pole dancers

    *My gym shoes are sexier than yours

  • joni1

    Member
    January 27, 2012 at 8:48 pm

    I'm Not a stripper, I just dance like one.

  • Nikki Johnson

    Member
    January 27, 2012 at 10:29 pm

    *I'm not a stripper, strippers get tips.

    *STRIPpers STRIP, and POLE DANCERS…POLE DANCE.

  • HollySatine

    Member
    January 27, 2012 at 10:47 pm

    *Hey check out this huge bruise I got the other day!

  • michaelaarghh

    Member
    January 28, 2012 at 1:10 am

    The Pole Dance Academy here in Sydney actually made a video for this I think! I'll try find the link for it!

  • michaelaarghh

    Member
    January 28, 2012 at 1:26 am

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_Ib6JgNUNI <- thats the link! it's pretty funny!

  • poleclimber

    Member
    January 28, 2012 at 6:06 am

    Thanks for posting, tallicachild! Funny.

  • jkpolegirl

    Member
    January 29, 2012 at 12:41 am

    That was so funny…. I love when she gets stuck… Definitely been there before…. Finally get a move but don’t know how to get out!!!

  • Cupcake946

    Member
    January 29, 2012 at 2:44 am

    I found these two on youtube. They are pretty funny!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXqKS5PqNkU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac-CUa0xfxE

  • PolefitFanatic

    Member
    January 30, 2012 at 10:01 pm

    Here's another one….hilarious!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpgMYvi7EFY

  • HollySatine

    Member
    January 31, 2012 at 1:00 am

    ahahah i love that last one 🙂

  • DeniseL

    Member
    January 31, 2012 at 7:55 pm

    What my instructor said to me when I first learned the cross leg release and i really didnt want to let go…

    "Its just skin, It will grow back!!"

  • Finreah

    Member
    January 31, 2012 at 8:14 pm

    " I think I need shorter shorts, I don't have enough skin showing" 😀

  • Lana Lee

    Member
    January 31, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    "IT'S ONLY SKIN! IT'LL GROW BACK!"

  • poleclimber

    Member
    January 31, 2012 at 8:35 pm

    I have small kids, and an at home pole..picture a scene where you are talking to the boys..

    **Your friends CANNOT play on my pole!!

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