[Polewalker916]

Your 1 year old daughter saw u poling just once and now every time she sees a pole she grabs it and wraps her leg around it!! (soaking up things like a sponge!)

Or

U bring a pole to ur bachelorette party and go out of ur way to find the right size block of wood to make the pole tall enough to set up on a beam in ur tiny hotel room!! Limited tricks but always fun!!

Or

If at the same bachelorette party (different hotel) u show ur girls ur moves and ur MOH hires a male stripogram and he says I’ve never seen a pole at a party before!! Then he uses it as much as he can during the show and u spend more time looking at the ceiling thinking “I hope that I put that up good enough for him to b supported by it!!” than thinking about his moves/body lmfao!! He actually did a few tricks, not bad for never being on a pole before, I was more concerned about the pole being set up safely and him not falling on his face!!!!

Or lastly (this happened today)

U r at ur 11 year old sons patent/teacher conference waiting to b called in….and u go find a tether ball pole in the playground and test out the grip hoping to get a few tricks in but the damn pole was horribly slick and had weird dual finishes to it!! ” I said wow that pole is slippery!” and my son tests it out and says “yup, it sure is” and I respond “well I guess that means no pole for me today :(”
As some random lady who apparently saw me testing it out walks by me with a half hearted quirky smile (would have loved to read her mind, although I didn’t do anything extreme)

Loving this discussion btw!! Hilarious and sooooo true!!!

[Polewalker916]

Acupuncture is amazing and works wonders…not sure of exactly how it works but it does. I am a veterinary technician and I’ve seen digs and cats come in for acupuncture and they get better. I’ve seen a dog that couldn’t use his back legs be able to again. I’ve seen weird growths on animals get acupuncture around the area and the growth goes away…it’s pretty amazing!! We sometimes do electro with it but not always…I think it’s pretty crazy how the needles will not come out until they are ready to. They r literally stuck in the skin and won’t budge, then u wait a few minutes and it glides right out. Like I said idk how acupuncture and herbal remedies work on people or animals, but they do!! Animals don’t lie 🙂 good luck I hope u get back to normal so u can pole like there’s no tomorrow!!!